Prehistoric Lifestyle Gifts

"If you prefer to avoid the world—then this is the rock for you!"

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

The First Kite

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'