Prehistoric Lifestyle Mugs

"If you prefer to avoid the world—then this is the rock for you!"

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

The First Kite

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Sober Tooth Tiger