Prehistoric Comic Aficionado Gifts

'Noooooooooo!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

The First Kite

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'