Pregnancy Scare Pillows

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'Yes, my period is three weeks late.'

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"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

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"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

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'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

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Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"