Predictive Text Warriors Pillows

The horror of mistext

Oymoticons

Soldier armed with a pen.

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Coleridge'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

Cockfight of words

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

Smoke spelling mistake.

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

Dangerous weapons.

"Ugh...this is hard to read you have bad grahammer."

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms