Predatory Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with a predatory humorist? Our collection celebrates sharp wit and satirical humor, ideal for creative souls who love to poke fun and challenge norms. Whether it’s for a friend, partner, or yourself, our products add a humorous twist to everyday items and showcase a playful yet clever attitude.

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Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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"Gee, thanks pal."

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'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?' mockup

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

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'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!' mockup

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

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"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats." mockup

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

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"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food" mockup

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

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"Wow, these slippers are really warm!" mockup

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

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"He's no hat and all corgis."

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!" mockup

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

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'Jurassic Pork.'

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon' mockup

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

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Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

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'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?' mockup

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

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"Yes, one is a dog."

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Hats and Food

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"Scuba cow"

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

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"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

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'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?' mockup

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

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"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!" mockup

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm." mockup

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

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'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.'

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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.' mockup

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone." mockup

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

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Predatory Humorist Gifts Collection

Predatory Humorist Mugs

Explore our range of witty mugs perfect for predatory humorists who love a clever caffeine boost with their humor.

Predatory Humorist Pillows

Check out our playful pillows featuring predatory humor—add a humorous touch to any room with these clever designs.

Predatory Humorist Prints

Browse our satirical prints that celebrate the sharp wit of predatory humorists—great for quirky decor and making bold statements.

Predatory Humorist T-Shirts

Discover our collection of humorous t-shirts designed for the predatory humorist—wear your wit and satire loud and proud.