
"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"
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"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"
"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."
'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'
"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."
"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."
The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.
'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'
'Need I tell you the name of the game?'
'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'
'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'
The Price of Freedom
First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.
Tempest in a Teapot
Corporate Greed.
"Sir, your greed is showing."
"Money is life's report card."
Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.
Capitalism and Consumers
The two faces of capitalism.
Greenspanisms for sale (50c)
'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'
Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified
Big business is not evil
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
Making money for investors is simple
Consumption Graph.
'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'
Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations
'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'
Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.
"I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally."
Michael Moore
Desk at the Horizon
"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."
Grand Canyon Viewing
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