Predatory Lending Critic Gifts

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

Trickledown economics

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

World Financial Mafia

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

Banks or Loansharks?

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

"If you had $1,000, and I asked you for a loan of $23.47, what percent of your original money would you left?"

Done With You

"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...'

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

Top AIG executives agree to give back bonuses.

Foreclosure.

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

Tax by Trump

"You made two more bad car loans. Repo guys are cruising our parking lot."

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

Moody downgrades Portugal.

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

"...Yes, of course you have to pay it back. That's why it's called a student LOAN!"

'I admire their frankness' - Shark Loan Co.

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'They're the only people getting any money from banks these days.'

Sat Nav - Reconsider your position