Predator-prey Philosopher Gifts

"....Happy entrails...to you...."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Cat Reunion

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Dogs are men."

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

Flea Philosophy.

'White meat or dark?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

The Inner Dog.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"You need a hobby."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"Avoid hungry bears."

"I've never trusted cows."