Predator-perspective Gifts

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'White meat or dark?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Fishing

Human meat.

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Avoid hungry bears."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

Walking on Water

Surfer and the Whale

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'Oh no! It looks like we have humans! You know that once they move in, you can never get rid of them!'

Astronaut on tether sees circling shark slicing through the surrounding space.

"That's the problem. All the good ones have been eaten."

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."

'What a thrill it is to finally meet you. I've admired your work for years!'

"....Happy entrails...to you...."

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

I'm going hunting vermin with a blow pipe and darts.

'Nice piece of kit!'.

'Cocky lil' son-of-a-gun!'