Predator-prey Dynamics Aficionado Gifts

"Even a well-fed cat is dangerous: Given the chance, it would kill us just for the fun of it..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'White meat or dark?'

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Cats watch mice in a theatre

Surfer and the Whale

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"That's against the rules...."

Aging and birth rate in the population

"That's the problem. All the good ones have been eaten."

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

'Of course you still look good Darling, but then again, I have bad eyesight...'

'Can your toy boy come out to play?'

"I'd like to order a pizza. Any kind of pizza will do. What I really need to know is what your delivery guy is like...height, weight, muscle mass, percentage of body fat..."

"Meow?"

'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'

'Nice piece of kit!'.

Will be back at 4...

The interpreter

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

'Cocky lil' son-of-a-gun!'

"I heard a 'no'. Who the hell voted no?"

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

'Let's become one...ME.'

"Would you have liked any help?"

"I need to talk about my inner life."

"He looks like a dweeb."