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"Even a well-fed cat is dangerous: Given the chance, it would kill us just for the fun of it..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'White meat or dark?'

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Cats watch mice in a theatre

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Surfer and the Whale

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"That's against the rules...."

"That's the problem. All the good ones have been eaten."

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

Aging and birth rate in the population

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

'Of course you still look good Darling, but then again, I have bad eyesight...'

The interpreter

"Meow?"

'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'

'Nice piece of kit!'.

Will be back at 4...

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

'Can your toy boy come out to play?'

'Cocky lil' son-of-a-gun!'

"I heard a 'no'. Who the hell voted no?"

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

'Let's become one...ME.'

"Would you have liked any help?"

"I need to talk about my inner life."

Mother, Baby and Family Friends

"I saved him! All me—who's awesome? Total winner, right here, whoop-whoop! That's it. Just take it all in."