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Surfer and the Whale

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'White meat or dark?'

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'You show me how to pass that ridiculous company loyalty test, and I'll show you how to always land on your feet!'

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

"Why would I demean myself to be Master's best friend when I can be Master's master?"

'Please Miss, I know why birds fly south in the winter. It's because it's too far to walk!'

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'Dogs are nothing but kiss-ups!'

"Great work son, but you should have gone for the baby!"

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"The only difference between the big cats and us is that they can be trained."

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Ed's in medical research.'

'Individually lemmings are fine, but get a bunch of 'em together and they'll head straight for the nearest cliff.'

"Do not look at the crumbs—you're so close... If this gets ugly, only use closed paws, no scratching."