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Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Are we there yet?'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

US and the EU

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

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