Pirate Analyst Gifts

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Piracy on a boating lake

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Are we there yet?'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

US and the EU

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

tRUMp, Pirate President

Pirate

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."