Pirate Adventurer Gifts

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Seagiraffes

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Are we there yet?'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Lazy Octopus

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Piracy on a boating lake

The Dubloon Stops Here

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'