Pirate Adventurer Prints

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Seagiraffes

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Piracy on a boating lake

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Lazy Octopus

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'