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"I heard a 'no'. Who the hell voted no?"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'White meat or dark?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"He's all mine. Life is good."

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Cats watch mice in a theatre

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

Surfer and the Whale

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

"That's the problem. All the good ones have been eaten."

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

"....Happy entrails...to you...."

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

'Nice piece of kit!'.

'Cocky lil' son-of-a-gun!'

'Oh, for goodness sake! Can't you see he's just trying to bait you?'

'I blame the parents.'

"Bad weather is expected."

"Even a well-fed cat is dangerous: Given the chance, it would kill us just for the fun of it..."

'Subliminal advertising, Alice, what did I tell you!'

"In this family we have a constant power struggle!"

"I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now. He's busy feeding the piranhas."

Fish being eaten, thinking 'Never look back.'