Predator-prey Theorist T-Shirts

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Why do they do that?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'White meat or dark?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Burning the Other

Human meat.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Guru Shifted Thinking

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Cats watch mice in a theatre

Walking on Water

"Avoid hungry bears."

Surfer and the Whale

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

"Hey, not so fast - I'm abducting her first!"

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

"Get back in there!"