Prayer With A Twist Gifts

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

A child interrupting family prayers

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Monk Prompt

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Amen. Please help me up."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Saying Grace.

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'