"The long prayer peek."
Prayer Clock Watcher Gifts
Looking for a gift for the prayer clock watcher in your life? Discover a range of playful and meaningful items that show appreciation for their devotion and timely prayers. Perfect for those who cherish their faith and punctuality, our products add a touch of humor and warmth to their daily routines.
Time for vacation, time for work.
"You keep impeccable time."
'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'
'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'
'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'
"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."
Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.
'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'
'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'
"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"
10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change
'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'
"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."
Bureau of Inflation.
Harv works the red shift.
'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'
Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?
Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03
'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'
"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."
"What time is it mentally?"
God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.
The Pope
Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.
"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."
'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'
Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall
History Department
'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'
Quitting time
'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'
Various Birds of Pray.
Brexit and the pound
Gas prices up.
Prayer Clock Watcher Gifts Collection
Prayer Clock Watcher Mugs
Discover more inspiring mugs that celebrate dedicated prayer clock watchers. Perfect for daily coffee rituals and spiritual reminders.
Prayer Clock Watcher Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring humor and faith into their living space, celebrating the prayer clock watcher’s commitment.
Prayer Clock Watcher Prints
Browse inspiring prints that beautifully capture the spirit of the prayer clock watcher and their dedication to faith.
Prayer Clock Watcher T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt t-shirts that honor the prayer clock watcher’s devotion in style.