Prayer Clock Watcher Pillows

"The long prayer peek."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"You keep impeccable time."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Bureau of Inflation.

Harv works the red shift.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"What time is it mentally?"

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

The Pope

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

History Department

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Quitting time

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

Various Birds of Pray.

Brexit and the pound

Gas prices up.