Pragmatism Fan Gifts

William James

"Bob's more realistic."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

What else is there to wish for?

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You call this a constitution?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

YOLO vs YODO

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.