Pragmatic Literature Fans Gifts

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Voltaire

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Don Quixote

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."