Pragmatic Literature Fans Pillows

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

First Novels.

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

Blue Stockings

"Now I really hate poetry."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He likes to power nap.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

John Bunyan

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Don Quixote

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "