Pragmatic Pet Owner Gifts

Looking for a gift for your pragmatic pet owner? Find clever, practical gifts that reflect their sensible approach and love for their furry friends. These gifts celebrate their no-nonsense attitude with a fun twist, making daily pet care a little more humorous and a lot more personal. From mugs to decor, these products showcase their love for pets paired with a sensible, witty charm—ideal for anyone who values practicality and a touch of humor.

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"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs." mockup

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

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"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water." mockup

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

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'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

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"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls. mockup

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

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"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?" mockup

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?' mockup

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

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Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells. mockup

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

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"But everyone is befuddled by math." mockup

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

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Dog Hunting Trophies.

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"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

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"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread." mockup

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

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"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it." mockup

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

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"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?" mockup

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

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"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy." mockup

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

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"And where have you previously moused?" mockup

"And where have you previously moused?"

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'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.' mockup

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

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'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.' mockup

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

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"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..." mockup

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

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Haute Suture

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"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food" mockup

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

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