Practice Manager Gifts

The Practice Manager Decided To Solve The Recruitment Problem By Attracting Younger Applicants."

'By golly, Fenwick, we're going to just TAKE some time off!'

'We appreciate you loyalty to your clientele, Doctor,...

'Doctor, our euthanasia solution is a truly superior product - a real practice builder!'

'I won't buy from an unethical company, Sir!'

'I'll know the difference, that's who!'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Production manager with lots of children.

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

"Well TECHNICALLY he might be DEAD, but accordinh to the hospital's new patient satisfaction metrics he's pretty damned pleased about it."

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'Her husband works at the factory - he's in Production Control'

Sleeping musician