Practice Manager Prints

The Practice Manager Decided To Solve The Recruitment Problem By Attracting Younger Applicants."

'By golly, Fenwick, we're going to just TAKE some time off!'

'We appreciate you loyalty to your clientele, Doctor,...

'Doctor, our euthanasia solution is a truly superior product - a real practice builder!'

'I won't buy from an unethical company, Sir!'

'I'll know the difference, that's who!'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Satis Factory Tour

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"Well TECHNICALLY he might be DEAD, but accordinh to the hospital's new patient satisfaction metrics he's pretty damned pleased about it."

Production manager with lots of children.

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

The Boss of the Kleptomania Clinic has turned up for work only to discover his Clinic has been stolen

'Her husband works at the factory - he's in Production Control'

Sleeping musician

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'