Vet Practice Manager Gifts

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Dog Walking Services

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

"Fill it up!"

Dog wearing a cone

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Cat Scan

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Dog with toilet IV

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

Fairy Vet