Vet Practice Manager T-Shirts

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Dog Walking Services

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Dog wearing a cone

"Fill it up!"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Cat Scan

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

Fairy Vet

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."