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'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Okay, students! Let the patient up now.'

Skipping Horse

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The Runaway Horse

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Riding School Chaos

Pony Rides

Stubborn Horse

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Fill it up!"

Cat Scan

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

A Girl and Her Horse

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."