Vet Instructor Gifts

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Okay, students! Let the patient up now.'

Skipping Horse

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Riding School Chaos

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Pony Rides

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Fill it up!"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Cat Scan

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

A Girl and Her Horse

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'