Vet Technician T-Shirts

'When I asked you to remove his balls I didn't mean his eye balls!'

'I didn't say it was a miracle drug. I said it's a miracle if you could get him to take it!'

'When are you going to line your x-ray room with lead, Doctor?'

"These dizzy spells, I have a theory."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Sign - Has He Always Had Such A Deafening Purr ?

'Ear mites!!!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"You want a second opinion,,,You're an idiot,"

The Animal Hospital.

'It's the thirteenth lamppost today...he's a golden reliever.'

The vet clinic was kind enough to give Larry a loaner until his own dog was back from surgery.

'I realize how difficult it is to accommodate oneself to small animal practice after 30 years of livestock...

'I smell anal glands!'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

Veterinary drive thrus.

'Pssst - I'm going to have to give him a CAT scan.'

"I really don't mind the rain."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

Ace Veterinary Clinic: Take a number and STAY.

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Hamster IV

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

Suddenly Dr. Fogney realized this simple spaniel knew more about veterinary medicine than he did.'

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

You've got polaroids.

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

Grumpy Hamster

"It's mouseborn."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.