Practical Traveler Gifts

Why a bike is way cooler than a car: Your fuel is a lot more economical.

Easter Island legs

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Tourists in Egypt

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Cheapskate Cruises

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

The girl with the sensible shoes.

Mall of ages

Odd Spas

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'What a bargain!'

Free WiFi

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"How much if I pedal?"

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

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