Practical Traveler T-Shirts

Why a bike is way cooler than a car: Your fuel is a lot more economical.

Easter Island legs

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Tourists in Egypt

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Cheapskate Cruises

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

Mall of ages

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Odd Spas

'What a bargain!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

Free WiFi

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"How much if I pedal?"

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Bag for life and a bag for wife.