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'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Tourists

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"I just..."

Italia tours

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'