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'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

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Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I just..."

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'Are we broke yet?'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

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Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

"Have you decided where to travel?"