Budget Trip Planner Pillows

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Italia tours

'Are we broke yet?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'He must be going economy!'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Keep the econoimy moving

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Mad For It

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."