Frugal Travel Planners Pillows

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'He must be going economy!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

Cheapskate Cruises

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Expensive greeting cards.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

World's cheapest car

Airline Mergers.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"