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'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Careerist

Nuclear energy.

Sandcastles

Buddhist Center

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Manager.

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

"It's J.B.'s new junior executive promotion policy. . . whoever survives gets the promotion!"

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"You're violating my airspace."

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

'Here - let me do it!'

Big Fish Eat Little Fish

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."