Stick Shift Enthusiast T-Shirts

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

The Hockey Puckey

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Buddhist Center

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Hockey Goal

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Shoveling Snow

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

'Realistically, retirement planning means upgrading your skills and attending a seminar on resume preparation.'

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'

'At first if you don't succeed, try management.'

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"After analyzing our latest sales chart, we've decided to stop selling elevators and start marketing downhill skiing products."

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

The Master Switch

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Sign Carriers On Strike

Le javelot pour bûcheron.