Light Switch Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm having an off day."

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

The Faith Healer in Bed.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Tedious Romantic.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

You need a new reading light

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Buddhist Center

Illuminating agricultural production

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

How cartoons are helping the environment.

On - Undecided - Off switch

Man lighting ceiling candle

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Ballerina

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

'ALP Electric Company'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."