Light Switch Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm having an off day."

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

The Faith Healer in Bed.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

You need a new reading light

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Buddhist Center

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Illuminating agricultural production

How cartoons are helping the environment.

On - Undecided - Off switch

Ballerina

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Man lighting ceiling candle

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'