Stick Shift Enthusiast Mugs

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Buddhist Center

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Hockey Goal

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

Shoveling Snow

'Realistically, retirement planning means upgrading your skills and attending a seminar on resume preparation.'

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

'At first if you don't succeed, try management.'

"After analyzing our latest sales chart, we've decided to stop selling elevators and start marketing downhill skiing products."

The Master Switch

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

Sign Carriers On Strike

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

Man is dark when the lights turn on.