Stick-shift Aficionado Mugs

"Benilda could never drive a stick!"

Award Winning Gardener

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Cupid paints Stop sign

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

DIY horror.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

Screw plastic surgeon.

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

Buddhist Center

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Mechanics price list.

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

'Hi, honey... I'm Ohm!'

Restraining order

'Come on Ted, you've been doing this class for 3 years now, it's time you progressed beyond the 'stick' movement...!'

The Master Switch

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

"Call that a hammer?"

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'