Gear-shift Guru T-Shirts

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Biker At Museum

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Forgotten anything?"

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Man checks the gears in his chest.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

Repairing the UFO

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

Ironmongers

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Economic order in Cuba

All-way stops.

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

Mechanics price list.