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'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Biker At Museum

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

Repairing the UFO

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"What an amazing view!"

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"You still working on your car?"

Ironmongers

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"e-Harley Hybrids"

All-way stops.

Mechanics price list.

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Bookmobile.

How to read a modern roof rack.

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

You're all set - We topped off your fluids, replaced your filter, and emptied your cache.

The development of cars.

"It's funny how Grace loves reading and Baldo loves cars."

The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery.

'It's our last resort.'

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

Discussed on Car Talk

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'