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Taking work home.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Biker At Museum

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

"It's called being preemptive."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Repairing the UFO

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"What an amazing view!"

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

Dry Cleaning

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Ironmongers

All-way stops.

Mechanics price list.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

"It's funny how Grace loves reading and Baldo loves cars."

'It's our last resort.'

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

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