Gearhead's Paradise Gifts

Taking work home.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

Biker At Museum

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

"It's called being preemptive."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Repairing the UFO

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"What an amazing view!"

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"

Ironmongers

Dry Cleaning

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

"You still working on your car?"

All-way stops.

Mechanics price list.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

You're all set - We topped off your fluids, replaced your filter, and emptied your cache.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

'It's our last resort.'

"It's funny how Grace loves reading and Baldo loves cars."

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day."

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'