Power Saw Historian Gifts

Early Power Saws

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Nuclear energy.

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

Sawrd Fighting

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

Chainsaw and Chair

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

Big Fish Eat Little Fish

"Leading by example just didn't seem to be getting anywhere."

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

Deforestation

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

Man covered in nails returning his nail gun to the store.