Power Saw Historian Gifts

Early Power Saws

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Nuclear energy.

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

Sawrd Fighting

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Chainsaw and Chair

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

"Leading by example just didn't seem to be getting anywhere."

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

Deforestation

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

Big Fish Eat Little Fish