Saw-savvy Socializers Gifts

"Are you still working on that?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

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'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Crystal Ball Plug

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

The Devil's advocaat.

Sawrd Fighting

Carpenter

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

"Darling, darling! Termites have found their ways into our food reserves!"

Making Totem.

'No, no. That's my old crystal ball. We're going to use my new high-definition model.'

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Carpenter

Early Power Saws

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

"Look...I literally made a name for myself."

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."

'Don't look at me...'

'... and then, all of a sudden, my fortunes took a turn for the worse...'

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

"Escape is within your grasp, if only you summon the courage to say 'excuse me'."

'I'll have to go - some-one's knocking at the door.'

What's up? Where u at? Nada. Just hanging at the caf

"Try not to make the world any worse."