Saw-savvy Socializers Gifts

"Are you still working on that?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

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'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Crystal Ball Plug

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Sawrd Fighting

The Devil's advocaat.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Carpenter

"Darling, darling! Termites have found their ways into our food reserves!"

Making Totem.

Early Power Saws

Carpenter

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

"Look...I literally made a name for myself."

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."

'... and then, all of a sudden, my fortunes took a turn for the worse...'

'Don't look at me...'

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

"Escape is within your grasp, if only you summon the courage to say 'excuse me'."

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

'I'll have to go - some-one's knocking at the door.'

"Try not to make the world any worse."

"The best part about unemployment is it's recession proof."